I did mean to say that

I don't mind being the black sheep of my family because it means I can use the n-word.

I just used one of those public bathrooms in central park. Not an advisable pit stop unless you are going on a “rape crawl” 

I am moving from Harlem to Tribeca. Apparently the baby carriages in Tribeca actually have babies in them an not tin cans! 

Best way to spot a hooker: find a girl that looks like a Russian model but has more bruises.